Baseball Saga Lover Pillows

'Go, Meacham!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

The Other Cooperstown

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

All Star Team.

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

Sign Him.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

007's Dating Mishaps