Social Media Philosopher Gifts

"This twit keeps going on about social media echo chambers. I'm unfriending him."

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

Social media likes

"Ever worry about existing in an echo chamber?"

"How do I unacquaintance someone?"

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"I can remember when being followed was a bad thing."

Facebook Grave

"I believe in the separation of church and state and social media."

"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."

"What profit a cat to gain a million hits on YouTube, but lose his soul?"

'We met, dated, got engaged, married, broke up, reconciled and divorced - all online.'

'Divorce seems so final. Couldn't you just unfriend me?'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

'My facebook friends don't understand me...'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'

"I don't know if I have the right to be forgotten, but I definitley have the propensity to be forgotten."

Posting a photo of the infinite universe and getting no likes kinda makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

Fascinating - each stem cell is dividing into one real cell and one cell it wants the world to see on social media.

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

Panic/Leave Instagram

"My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell."

#Failstagram

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Proust of Twitter