"This twit keeps going on about social media echo chambers. I'm unfriending him."
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"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."
Social media likes
"Ever worry about existing in an echo chamber?"
"How do I unacquaintance someone?"
"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."
"I can remember when being followed was a bad thing."
Facebook Grave
"I believe in the separation of church and state and social media."
"Apparently you should have kept your Facebook private."
"What profit a cat to gain a million hits on YouTube, but lose his soul?"
'We met, dated, got engaged, married, broke up, reconciled and divorced - all online.'
'Divorce seems so final. Couldn't you just unfriend me?'
'To tweet or not to tweet...'
'My facebook friends don't understand me...'
"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"
'If you're going to surveil people, you can't expect to have a lot of facebook friends.'
"I don't know if I have the right to be forgotten, but I definitley have the propensity to be forgotten."
Posting a photo of the infinite universe and getting no likes kinda makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?
If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.
Fascinating - each stem cell is dividing into one real cell and one cell it wants the world to see on social media.
If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...
Panic/Leave Instagram
"My need is such I pretend too much I'm lonely but no one can tell."
#Failstagram
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
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