Social Media Debater Pillows

'It was a semantic difference. The Judge said I posted 'death threats' on social media. I said I was exercising my right to 'free speech.''

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

"Meta have stopped fact checking." "No they haven't."

"Man dude, that's the worst twitter fight I've ever seen."

"What the...my social media account has been locked???!"

In yer face news

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

The Proust of Twitter

"Now that's a win."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Social media and censorship...

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Fact amnesty"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."