"I have the new list of approved tweets."
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A Bold, Principled Stance
Intolerant
A man's mouth is fitted with a 'slide to unlock' device.
"Intellectual my foot! My good-for-nothing husband just sits around all day and writes stupid social media comments!"
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
U.S. Credit Rating
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
Torturing the English Language
Fifty shades of Leveson.
The Jose Padilla Experience
'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'
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