Social Distance Storyteller Pillows

"March 177th? Already?!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Distance to avoid contagion

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Creativity 2.0

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Whoa

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

Wedding selfie stick

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

I break for toilet paper

'I've started a blog.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Content Creator

"I had half a date last weekend."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Man considers blogging.

"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."

"I can't wait to post this."

Mandatory mask use

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'