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Social Distance Storyteller Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky side of social distance storytelling? Our collection offers witty and charming items perfect for those who find creativity in the new norm. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these products bring a fun twist to modern connections, inspiring smiles and shared stories. Ideal for the storyteller in your life who appreciates clever humor and personal touches.
Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.
Distance to avoid contagion
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'
"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."
"She looks just like in your photos."
'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
"This is off our first TikTok."
Creativity 2.0
"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"
Whoa
"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"
"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!
"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."
"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"
I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!
Wedding selfie stick
"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"
I break for toilet paper
'I've started a blog.'
'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'
"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."
"Most of us only come in two days a week now."
Content Creator
"I had half a date last weekend."
"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."
'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'
Man considers blogging.
"What's that old saying? A blog is a man's best friend."
"I can't wait to post this."
Mandatory mask use
'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'
'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'
Social Distance Storyteller Gifts Collection
Social Distance Storyteller Mugs
Explore more social distance-themed mugs and find the perfect gift for the storytelling enthusiast in your life.
Social Distance Storyteller Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the social distance storyteller in your life with humorous and heartfelt designs.
Social Distance Storyteller Prints
Browse our collection of prints that capture the fun and resilience of social distance storytelling—perfect for any creative space.
Social Distance Storyteller T-Shirts
Discover witty and creative social distance T-shirts—great for storytellers who like to express themselves with humor and style.