Social Bus Stopper Gifts

'I hear the buses aren't running today.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Fur Baby

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Liquidity Lunch

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Sipsies?"

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."

Men's Parallel Bars

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"

Suspicious Person Ban.

'Hold on! Now I remember, you swirl the wine first.'

"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."

Wine and Books Bar.

Communication on a bus