Ball Stopper Gifts

Football

Woman crying with happiness.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"These door hinges squeak."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'Big advantage!!'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Mic Drop

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

Suspicious Person Ban.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

Just say no.

Sir, bad news. I don't like getting bad news. A new radio program called Ask Sadie is getting huge ratings. Do I own it? That's the bad news. I see. Time to buy Ask Sadie. Queue sinister music. Can you guess?

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Mic drop

"You should've called me sooner!"

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

Bowling alley

'All signs point to yes.'

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'