Ball Stopper Pillows

Football

Woman crying with happiness.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"These door hinges squeak."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'Big advantage!!'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

Mic Drop

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Just say no.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Mic drop

Suspicious Person Ban.

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"You should've called me sooner!"

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

Gps to advise on 'lifestyle' issues

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

"The stock market went up 120 points, not your blood pressure."

Bowling alley

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'That's not the sort of request I meant, Madam, and anyway it's physically impossible!'