Party Stopper Gifts

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Woman crying with happiness.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Merry Christmas"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Sabrage!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

Pints of Lager

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

Champagne Polka

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"It's over!"