Bus Stop Stories Gifts

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Fur Baby

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

Doubledecker bus stop

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

The Bus Stop.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Goose Bus.

Listenin' in

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

Bus rally tour

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

desert bus stop...

"You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney."

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

Frankfurters on a Bus

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

"Hot enough for you?"

I love Nightbuses

Public transit

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Manchester City's Team Bus.

Where is global warming when you really want it?

The Man of Thermal