Bus Stop Buddy Gifts

Fur Baby

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bike Rides

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Flower power.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."