Bus Stop Companion Gifts

"Do you want to share?"

"I heard they mate for life."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Fur Baby

Vacation Bus Photo

Best friends without borders.

When bored, we board

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

McHappy

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'

Bus stop in the desert - 'It wouldn't hurt to wait around for a little while.'

Trespassers will be snowballed.

Bus rally tour

"See that beautiful meadow at the base of Mount Mansfield? That's where I'm going to dump you."

Lifelong friends

Designated Walker

Memories that still sear

"You're a good listener, I like a good listener."

Replacement Bus Service Spotter

Where is global warming when you really want it?

'Is this seat taken?'

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

The Man of Thermal

Man asking his friend to marry him.

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Reading on the train