'I hear the buses aren't running today.'
Social Bus Stopper Prints
Brighten up their environment with art prints that showcase their lively, artistic side. Ideal for framing or gifting, these prints celebrate their social and creative nature.
"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."
Replacement Bus Spotters.
Fur Baby
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
Liquidity Lunch
'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'
Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.
'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'
'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'
'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'
"Sipsies?"
"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."
'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'
'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'
"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."
"Generally speaking, when his nose gives way, it means he's had enough."
Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...
Men's Parallel Bars
Whinge drinkers: 'Music is too loud as usual', 'You can never get a seat'.
"I've never been wild about this bar, but it does get you where you want to go."
'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'
'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'
'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'
Join me in a cosmopolitan?
"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."
"You love gloating, don't you?"
Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.
"If I had it to do all over again I wouldn't change much—maybe part my hair on the other side."
Suspicious Person Ban.
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
Sir, bad news. I don't like getting bad news. A new radio program called Ask Sadie is getting huge ratings. Do I own it? That's the bad news. I see. Time to buy Ask Sadie. Queue sinister music. Can you guess?
"So what are you planning on giving up for New Year?"
Communication on a bus
'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'
Social Bus Stopper Prints Collection
Social Bus Stopper Mugs
Visit our mugs collection for more fun and vibrant designs that match the social bus stopper’s lively personality.
Social Bus Stopper Pillows
Browse our pillows for colorful, creative designs that add a playful touch to any social space.
Social Bus Stopper T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that feature witty, artistic designs perfect for those who love to stand out and make a statement.