Social Boundary Navigators Pillows

'I'd invite you in, but really, this is a stranger's house I'm entering just to get away from you.'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"Oh, Johnny. I feel like I'm beginning to know you almost as well as Facebook does!"

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Social median

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"I really like smart women."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Bigfoot Singles - 'Currently online: 1'

"When do your in-laws leave?"

The Influencer from Hamelin

Welcome to Hell: 'Be the first of your friends to like this.'

"When you grow up, son, you can be whatever you want, a doctor or a lawyer."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

This could be worse than the GFC...an emotional Santa logs on and de-friends Rudolph.'

Evil Pusskins#3

"Maybe quarantine was better?!!!"

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."