Social Boundaries Pillows

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Hey, get out of my space!'

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

"Don't ask, don't tell, don't give a crap - that's my contract with America."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Business men line up at the police station

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"Sorry, these are saved."

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Society, I find you guilty of...everything.'

Heaven Has VIP

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."