Boundary Awareness Pillows

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Man guarding a written border.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You let people walk all over you."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Venn Diatribe

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

'My mom says you can come in sans nanchaku.'

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"