Boundary Awareness Gifts

"Hey Michelle, it's me. Have you had enough time to yourself yet?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Relationship Warning Lights

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

Man guarding a written border.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

"Don't invade his space."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'First, we need to set some boundaries.'

"You let people walk all over you."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Why do I let everybody walk all over me?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

Learning to say 'no'

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'Listen Simkins, when I said that you could always come to me with you problems, I meant during office hours!'

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

'We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray.'

"What are you doing? You know that's my work couch."

You' ll pleased to know that I'm in complete harmony with my bowels.

"I think we need a border fence between Fantasy Land and Sexual-Fantasy Land."

"Before we get too deeply involved..."

Venn Diatribe

24 Hour Curfew - No Grandchildren under the age of 16.

"What do you do for the holiday? Would you like to join me, er, us?"

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points