Social Distance Navigators Pillows

"Guru? No! I came up here for social distancing but I do some stock trading on the side."

'Modern romance'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

'I usually don't do online dating.'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

The New Normal

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Elbow Sex

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Socially Distancing Clowns