Soccer Superstar Satire Gifts

Messi and Tax Fraud.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"Everybody gets a raise."

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Loser's Podium.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'

'You better have a hunting license.'

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'

'Now that's what I call a tackle, Brian'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

VAR - a nail in the football coffin...

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

FIFA scandal

Vuvuzela bin.

'You can't go around writing graffiti on every wall you see!' (Football defensive wall).

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

'Remember, it's YOUR benefit game - go out and foul whoever you like!'

What's that annoying buzzing noise? (Vuvuzelas)

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

'I'm very attracted to that cologne.'

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.