'I'm not awarding a free kick, but RADA has just awarded you a scholarship.'
Soccer Playwright Gifts
Looking for a gift for a soccer playwright who blends creative storytelling with their love of football? Our collection features unique items that celebrate their passion, from humorous mugs to stylish prints. Perfect for inspiring their next project or simply showing you understand their unique hobby. These gifts are designed to bring a smile and admiration for their creative spirit and football obsession, making every day a winning goal.
Shepherd and eurydice
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
Herman Mankiewicz
Reading my Critics
'Hamlet'
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
Honoré de Balzac
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
German Expressionist Breakfast
Theatre Masks and Butts
"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."
William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....
William Shakespeare sitting at a desk
Shakespeare was bisexual
The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.
'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.
'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'
'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"
Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.
Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
To read or not to read?
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Comedy and tragedy masks
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
'He was a great writer'
Soccer Playwright Gifts Collection
Soccer Playwright Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for soccer playwrights, featuring witty quotes and bespoke artwork to brighten their mornings.
Soccer Playwright Pillows
Discover our pillows for creative sports fans, perfect for adding a playful touch to any lounge or bedroom.
Soccer Playwright Prints
Browse our art prints crafted for soccer storytellers, ideal for inspiring their creative space with stylish football-inspired designs.
Soccer Playwright T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for soccer playwrights, blending humor and style to reflect their passion for the beautiful game and storytelling.