Soccer Fan Turned Actor Gifts

Theatre football.

Egyptian Football

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Spot the fur ball.

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Hands in same position from birth to death.

"Jim was a model Dad".

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Stop with racism in sport!

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Ball and Chain

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'Guys...Guys! I'm trying to sleep down here!'

Football fan

'Must be that new 3D football.'

'There...now you'll fit in with the other plucked turkeys, er, footballers.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Big match day.

Red Card on the Podium

Match Fixing in Malaysia

Beer Waitress

"Now think on - a good clean fight and no punching on the break."

'Don't cry, Tel. England might be out of the European cup, but at least we've still got Poland.'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."