Snowy Sneaker Gifts

Out to Lunch - 'Fair-Weather Friend!'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Secretive Weigh In.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Ice Skater

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Bigfoot tracks...

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Child making ice sculpture.

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Senior Photos

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Get rid of those shoes, or I will never jog with you again.'