Snowy Sneaker Pillows

Out to Lunch - 'Fair-Weather Friend!'

Secretive Weigh In.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Ice Skater

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Bigfoot tracks...

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

Child making ice sculpture.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Senior Photos

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"