Kitchen Sneaker Pillows

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Senior Photos

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Ducks on Trucks

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'