Silver Sneaker Gifts

Senior Photos

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Old Love

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

Snail Shoes