Silver Sneaker Gifts

Senior Photos

'I'm fighting ageing.'

Secretive Weigh In.

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Old Love

'We live in a designer trainer.'

You shouldn't sell any chemical lawn products, dad! I only carry a few for the bottom line. You peddle poison for profits? The new sneakers you want aren't cheap, kiddo. Then I won't get the shoes. Ok, ok. I'll consider getting rid of the chemicals. Who knew reducing my carbon footprint meant going without shoes.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Headmaster I'd like to report Biggins and Small who were caught this morning consuming trans-fats behind the bicycle shed.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.