Snowy Snark Lovers Gifts

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

The Snarky District

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

S**t Threw a Goose

Snowman Driver

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Snow seat on skis.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"Been working out?"

Hockey player and snowman

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

"Disgusting! Those two just took a roll in the hay!"

"What about letting your hair air dry?"

"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

'You should do something about your mid-drift bulge.'

"At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK."

A man having difficulty standing up on the icey path

BEEEP! Where did that come from? It's happening every couple of minutes. It's making me very angr

"Just a little off the top."

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

'Our Kevin soon had the snow cleared up.'

Caution Dry Floor