Snowy Snark Lovers T-Shirts

'I tried one of those online dating services, but even they couldn't find a match for me.'

The Snarky District

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

S**t Threw a Goose

Snowman Driver

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Snow seat on skis.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"The voice pattern is similar to Dad's."

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Hockey player and snowman

"I've always feared this day would come. I'm running out of snarky replies."

"Hello, customer support? My server appears to be down."

'You should do something about your mid-drift bulge.'

A man having difficulty standing up on the icey path

"Just a little off the top."

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

'Our Kevin soon had the snow cleared up.'

Caution Dry Floor