Winter Mockery Lovers Gifts

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"You have ice water in your veins."

'ok, who threw that?'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."