Winter Mockery Lovers Gifts

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'ok, who threw that?'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."