Snowboarding Gifts

'Loosen your bindings.'

You Are Here

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

Ski Instructor

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Here it comes.'

Pure Adrenaline.

'I hate snowboarders!'

Snowman lifting weights

Air bags.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'See you next spring, Morty.'

A snowboarder's secret fantasy comes true.

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Old man copying snow boarder

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

Headlong slide into oblivion.

'Watch out!'

Hitchhiking skier

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Skier.

'Calm down. Maybe you tore ligaments and maybe you didn't... does it hurt when I bend your leg like this?'

Speedy ski lift.

"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."

Smoking Snowmen

Ski cannon.

Crutches on the ski slopes.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Winter sports family stickers on minivan window

Bear Snowboarding