Snowboarding Gifts

'Loosen your bindings.'

You Are Here

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

Ski Instructor

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Here it comes.'

Pure Adrenaline.

'I hate snowboarders!'

Air bags.

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowman lifting weights

'See you next spring, Morty.'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Old man copying snow boarder

A snowboarder's secret fantasy comes true.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Headlong slide into oblivion.

'Watch out!'

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Snowman picking up snow dog poo

'Calm down. Maybe you tore ligaments and maybe you didn't... does it hurt when I bend your leg like this?'

Skier.

"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."

Hitchhiking skier

Speedy ski lift.

Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?

Snowboarding downhill.

Weather today.

Crutches on the ski slopes.