Snowboarder At Heart Gifts

"Can't believe our parents fly south for winter dude! This is so much fun!"

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Tommy!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowboarding downhill.

'It is too snowing!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Snow is falling...

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.