Snow House Surveyor Gifts

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Snow Devil

Happy Hour

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Snowman

When Engineers Crack.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Pushy Dog

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Snow Crime

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

UFO and snowman

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'