Snow House Surveyor Mugs

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Snow Devil

Happy Hour

Snowman

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

When Engineers Crack.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Pushy Dog

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Snow Crime

UFO and snowman

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."