Snoring Comedian Gifts

"They were great snorers."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

'Could you speak up Mrs Jones, I didn't hear what the problem is...'

'Wake up! You're kissing the sheet again...'

'It's your turn, dear.'

'Peel is sleeping badly.' - 'He seems very bright.' - 'Yes.' - 'Bright babies often sleep badly.' - 'Waaaaah!' - 'I want a thick baby.' - 'Zzzzzzz'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

Sneezing duck.

'Gesundheit!'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Well, this is embarrassing.'

Toddler in the bed: a journey

Your fingers' worst nightmares

Please tell me you were sleepswimming again.

Things my cat says at 3 am

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Gesundheit!"

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

"Once upon a time, there was an accounts executive with a 25 year endowment mortgage and redundancy looming on the horizon.."

"Just go already!" "One could scarcely desire more delightful conditions for a nocturnal ramble..."

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

"A child is like coffee. It's easy to make, but then won't let you sleep."

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking.'

"Your snoring is really getting out of control."

Bee with a bad snoring habit.

Caterpillar sneezes.

'I don't think Rodrigo will be very happy when you tell him his 'Zzzz's' are well above the legal safety decibal levels!'

"It's late, don't answer it."