Snob-free Sommelier Gifts

Looking for a gift for a snob-free sommelier? These playful, witty products celebrate genuine appreciation for wine, with a touch of humor. Ideal for those who enjoy life's simple pleasures, this collection makes a thoughtful and fun gift for wine lovers who prefer to keep it down-to-earth. Whether they’re casual sippers or wine enthusiasts, these items are sure to bring a smile and spark a conversation about the joy of wine without the fuss.

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French Wine Tasting

French Wine Tasting mockup

French Wine Tasting mockup

French Wine Tasting mockup

French Wine Tasting mockup

French Wine Tasting

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma." mockup

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

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"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay." mockup

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

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'... And this is my cellar.'

'... And this is my cellar.' mockup

'... And this is my cellar.' mockup

'... And this is my cellar.' mockup

'... And this is my cellar.' mockup

'... And this is my cellar.'

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies. mockup

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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"I make it myself!"

"I make it myself!" mockup

"I make it myself!" mockup

"I make it myself!" mockup

"I make it myself!" mockup

"I make it myself!"

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"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap." mockup

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

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"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne." mockup

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!" mockup

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

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'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

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"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

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Wine tasting mockup

Wine tasting mockup

Wine tasting mockup

Wine tasting mockup

Wine tasting

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'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.' mockup

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

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'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.' mockup

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.' mockup

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.' mockup

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.' mockup

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism." mockup

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

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"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel." mockup

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

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Nouveau wine mockup

Nouveau wine mockup

Nouveau wine mockup

Nouveau wine mockup

Nouveau wine

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"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour." mockup

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour." mockup

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour." mockup

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour." mockup

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

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"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert." mockup

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert." mockup

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert." mockup

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert." mockup

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

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'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.' mockup

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.' mockup

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.' mockup

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.' mockup

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

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"House red, sir?"

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?" mockup

"House red, sir?"

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"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour." mockup

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour." mockup

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour." mockup

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour." mockup

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!" mockup

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

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'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.' mockup

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.' mockup

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.' mockup

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.' mockup

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

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"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news." mockup

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news." mockup

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news." mockup

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news." mockup

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

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"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!" mockup

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

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'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.' mockup

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.' mockup

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.' mockup

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.' mockup

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

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Prosecco Drinker

Prosecco Drinker mockup

Prosecco Drinker mockup

Prosecco Drinker mockup

Prosecco Drinker mockup

Prosecco Drinker

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"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?" mockup

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.' mockup

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

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'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?' mockup

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?' mockup

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?' mockup

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?' mockup

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

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Snob-free Sommelier Gifts Collection

Snob-free Sommelier Mugs

Explore our range of snob-free sommelier mugs—funny and heartfelt designs that make every coffee or wine break a cheerful occasion.

Snob-free Sommelier Pillows

Discover our cozy, humorous snob-free sommelier pillows—bring comfort and a smile to any wine lover’s lounge or living room.

Snob-free Sommelier Prints

Browse our witty snob-free sommelier prints—ideal for adding a fun, stylish touch to any wine enthusiast’s home decor.

Snob-free Sommelier T-Shirts

Check out our playful snob-free sommelier t-shirts—perfect for casual wine lovers who enjoy humorous, stylish apparel.