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The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Today's Buzz word...

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

The party, after you left

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

The Kings Head.

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"This martini in canonical."

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

Bargoyles

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

Social Media

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!

"Fun-sponge."

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

"Is he bothering you?"

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

Why is no one accepting my friend requests? The Facebook page of Dorian Gray.

'Mr. Charles Borlin and friend...'

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'