The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.
Snack-time Socialite Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the lively spirit of a snack-time socialite? Our collection celebrates those who love to indulge and entertain with humor and style. From witty mugs to playful t-shirts, find the perfect way to honor their fun-loving, snack-filled gatherings. These products are filled with personality, making snack time even more enjoyable.
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'A Ball at the Mansion House'
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"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."
"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"
"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"
The party, after you left
'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'
'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'
'You look like a fun guy!'
"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"
The Kings Head.
"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"
"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"
"This martini in canonical."
Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"
'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'
Bargoyles
"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."
"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."
Social Media
"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"
Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!
"Fun-sponge."
'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'
'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'
". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."
"Is he bothering you?"
"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."
"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."
OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'
Why is no one accepting my friend requests? The Facebook page of Dorian Gray.
'Mr. Charles Borlin and friend...'
'Women experience life at a different frequency.'
Snack-time Socialite Gifts Collection
Snack-time Socialite Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for snack-time socialites—perfect for their morning coffee or afternoon tea and full of personality.
Snack-time Socialite Pillows
Add some humor and comfort to their lounge or kitchen with our playful, snack-themed pillows.
Snack-time Socialite Prints
Decorate with illustrations that celebrate the joy of good snacks and great company—ideal for any social snack lover.
Snack-time Socialite T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the snack enthusiast in your life—fun, stylish, and full of witty charm.