Snack-time Socialite Pillows

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Today's Buzz word...

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

The party, after you left

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'You look like a fun guy!'

'Quite frankly, I don't know how this sweet, gentle, multi-millionaire husband of yours puts up with it.'

The Kings Head.

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"This martini in canonical."

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

Bargoyles

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

Social Media

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

"Is he bothering you?"

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'

"Guys' heads are like rooms. They look much bigger when they're empty."

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

OPTIMISTS' CLUB, 'They said they never expected ME to show up.'

'Women experience life at a different frequency.'

'Mr. Charles Borlin and friend...'

'My favorite position? Chairman of the Board.'