'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'
Sms Samurai Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the SMS Samurai? Celebrate their mastery of digital conversations with witty and artistic products that blend creativity with tech-savviness. Whether they love to joke or admire clever design, our selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints will resonate with their internet-smart spirit, making their digital communication even more fun and stylish.
'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'
Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.
Decapitated coffee.
Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.
Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.
"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."
"It was a little preachy."
"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"
"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"
'G-go ahead, F-Fred; p-pre-announce our disappointing 3rd quarter.'
Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.
Modern Poetry: Text Message Haiku
"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"
How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')
"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."
'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'
The 24/7 Samurai
"I've just sent you a text, Ugg!"
"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."
'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'
"Plan B is to commit ritual suicide."
"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"
"Typical !, You wait here ages for a samuri and then seven come all at once."
How Polar Bears communicate.
Boss, I need to go home, I have an awful toothache. I can't focus. I can't concentrate. It's like someone's stabbing me in the face with a Samurai sword. Oh, that's not that bad. Let me know when it feels more like a Ninja sword. I'm not sure there's a difference. Apparently you can focus just fine.
Air Vent
'And the Mannies goes to . . . Dan Danielson for successfully carrying 17 bags of groceries in one trip.'
Shopping List
'Bad news, Cobley, your salary's been dumbed down.'
Operating Instructions: 1) Grasp railing firmly with left hand. 2) Place right foot on nearest step. (directions for climbing stairs)
101 uses of a dead cat: samurai armour.
Text message: 'Can't pay my cell phone bill anymore. Please help.'
Sms Samurai Gifts Collection
Sms Samurai Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the SMS Samurai—great for inspiring their day with clever designs and witty sayings.
Sms Samurai Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that showcase the playful spirit of the SMS Samurai—adding personality and humor to their favorite space.
Sms Samurai Prints
Browse our stylish prints that honor the digital communication expert—the SMS Samurai—with clever and artistic designs to liven up any room.
Sms Samurai T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts that celebrate the SMS Samurai’s love of digital wit—perfect for making a statement in casual style.