Smokestack Samurai Gifts

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Decapitated coffee.

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Happy little clouds

Peace pipe or non?

The 24/7 Samurai

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

'On the bill of lading it says 'humbly assembled household robots without intention to cause injury on export market'.'

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

News Samurai

One Novel Pony

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

"Is this the e-cig room?

Violin Pipe

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

"Plan B is to commit ritual suicide."

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

'Oi! It's no smoking in here.'