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"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

No Smoking.

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

Alpine Pipe

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

"I admire your devotion to duty."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Sundial watch...

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Try our bottomless cup of coffee!

It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You're on, Vancouver. What's your problem?! I'm an atheist. How come there's no national holiday for that? There is! It's called "Christmas"! The ads and the marketers have sucked everything religious out of it. Nothing in the Bible says "thou shalt shop." Good point.

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"One can often infer things about the environment from the overall health of the bird population."

Peace pipe or non?

ECO gallery

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

'Three hearts.'

I'd like a small coffee. One big coming up. I said a small! That's what it is. But we call it a big now. The medium is now called grandeur, and the large is the skyscraper. Yeah, and what do you call these inflated prices? Cheaper.

'Now, cut that out!'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

"You signal back and tell him no, you won't be popping out for a quick pint!"