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The new smoking fad.

Obama and Cuba

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Merry Christmas.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Evolution of God. . .

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

Vaping cigarette

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Mashed potatoes...

Albert Camus

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

Nature is not perfect

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

Lab Rat Rehab...