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"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"

A Solemn Pronouncement

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Alpine Pipe

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

Obama and Cuba

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

The Kings Head.

'Now, cut that out!'

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Three hearts.'

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'

Welcome to Hades - No Smoking.

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Eric's nicotine patches were working!

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

Smoking away money.

"You're too young to be smoking!"

"What are you thinking about?"

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."