Smoke Circle Participant Gifts

"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"

A Solemn Pronouncement

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Professional woman in pub

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Smells good. What is it?'

Alpine Pipe

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

No Goldfishing. A-hem!

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'Do you think we should tell him that it takes more than a Churchillian cigar to make him inspirational'

'Now, cut that out!'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

Obama and Cuba

The Kings Head.

'Three hearts.'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'Strong bit of cheese that.'

"You're too young to be smoking!"

'We've been disenfranchised!'

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

Angels smoking outside of the gates of heaven.

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

"What are you thinking about?"

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Smoking away money.

'I'm sorry sir, but the captain can't take off until you light a cigarette.' - German businessman starts 'Smoker's Airline'