Smoking Companions Gifts

Bird having a cigarette break

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Professional woman in pub

Merry Christmas.

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

Albert Camus

The Farmer's Return.

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Nature is not perfect

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'