Smoking Companions Mugs

Bird having a cigarette break

Dolphin friendly tuna

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I'm an atheist!'

Merry Christmas.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

Professional woman in pub

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Smells good. What is it?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Vaping cigarette

Nature is not perfect

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'

The Farmer's Return.

Lab Rat Rehab...

'My doctor's fit note suggested a phased return to work. I'll see you for another smoking break tomorrow.'

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."