Smoker's Social Club T-Shirts

"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"What?!"

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

Cricket Prospects.

Obama and Cuba

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

'It's not for sale.'

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

Red Hat Society Members.

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'We've been disenfranchised!'

Got a light mate?

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

"Oh, how low can you get!"

"Can he have one?"

"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"

"Smoking or non-smoking?"

Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'

You burn in hell, you don't smoke. Or Yeah...Ironic, huh?!

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

Bad fish.

Sew...

Turkey smoking a hookah.

'The Philosophy Club. Free why fi.'

'If you don't water them enough they burn before the're ripe...'