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"Really, …. A pipe suits you."

"What?!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

"I don't particularly fancy you, but you're the only one I know who still smokes.'

"Dry sherry sir..?"

'Yes, it is a romantic moon, Peter, but do you have to use my navel as an ash tray?'

Obama and Cuba

Cricket Prospects.

'It's not for sale.'

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

"Another nice thing about a martini - it's gluten free."

"Can he have one?"

"Look, fella—can't you see this is an executive smokers' group?"

"Oh, how low can you get!"

'We've been disenfranchised!'

Got a light mate?

"Smoking or non-smoking?"

Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

Bad fish.

You burn in hell, you don't smoke. Or Yeah...Ironic, huh?!

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

'I dunno, maybe joining a wine club that meets at 7 a,m, on Monday mornings wasn't such a good idea after all,'

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

Sew...

'The Philosophy Club. Free why fi.'

Turkey smoking a hookah.

'If you don't water them enough they burn before the're ripe...'

"Well what else do you expect him to do at 5pm on a Friday?"