Smoke Machine Enthusiast T-Shirts

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'I'm an atheist!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Merry Christmas.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

José Saramago

House of Beans - No Smoking.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What?!"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Remote control car breakdown.

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

Stop Smoking Program.

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Vaping cigarette

Combined Harvester

A cheese grader

Mashed potatoes...

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."

'I don't mind him smoking in bed. . .But not herrings.'

Albert Camus

"You can't smoke here but you can bring in a dirty old ash tray to smell."

The Farmer's Return.

Nature is not perfect

'It's bad enough they make us smoke, but now we have to smoke outside!'

'We don't get many takers for the smoking section anymore.'