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"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Fumes from furniture

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

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Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

A look into the future?!

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"Oh, it was awful. I had a horrible nightmare I was married to a ... never mind."

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

'Your Dell went to hell.'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.