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"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Fumes from furniture

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

A look into the future?!

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."